Hey, at least you're honest. And women love an honest guy.
Imagine the sexy lady at the bar, the party, or the AA meeting looking at your shirt, trying to figure it out, and then it clicks in her mind. She smirks, looks up at you, you wink, and it's love at first sight. That very night you gift her the child she's always wanted, but because of the shirt you were wearing when you first met, you'll never have to pay a dime in child support (just make sure to get a photo when you meet for your lawyer).
With that in mind, the shirt pays for itself like 100,000 times over. You can't afford NOT to get this shirt. What are you reading this for? Buy 7 immediately, or better yet, 31 of them so you can have one for each day of each month. And if you're rich, buy 366 of them (to cover leap years).
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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
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