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Memeletter #9

Memeletter #9

4 minute read

Ready for our best Memeletter yet?

Contents:

1. Newest Tee Designs
2. $15 Friday (Premium Triblend!)
3. Friday Giveaway (starting next week)

4. Memes
5. Jokes
6. Videos


NEWEST TEE DESIGNS

New this week:


$15 FRIDAY

Each week we offer one Premium Triblend tee for $15 instead of $27!
(2XL & 3XL a couple bucks more than $15)

These NextLevel triblends are the best tees in the world.

This week's $15 Friday promo is 4 of our best seller Lebowski designs!

(Discount applied automatically at checkout only from 4/30/21 > 5/2/21...and again for 5/4/21 > 5/6/21 due to my mistake)


FRIDAY GIVEAWAY

Starting next Friday 5/7/21, we're going to start doing a weekly giveaway.

We're starting with 1 $100 gift card to the store and 2 $50 gift cards.

First contest will be: anyone who posts on Instagram wearing one of our shirts and tags us @thedudesthreads (the funnier the better) will be entered into the contest.

The best post wins, and 2nd and 3rd will get the 2nd place prizes. If there are other good ones we're open to giving away more gift cards as well.

Stay tuned, and start thinking about it!


MEMES

Bro. Thanks bro.

IT'S BEANS! IN A FREAKING ENVELOPE! HA!
(all of a sudden I'm freaking starving)

Sometimes I feel like beavers need to chill the f**k out. All with their teeth and stuff, fat tails slapping the water. 

Don't skip arms day. Bro.

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

That thing you want to do...

Absolute madness.

With a few hundred pounds of gummy bears and I could live in this bathroom for years.

Not very socially distanced of them, tbh.

It has a ferocious bark ;)

Actually, add some of these to the gummy bears above and then I'm all set.

Bacon

This is actually me right now as I type this sentence.

๐Ÿคฎ

A screenshot afro, if you will.

Except for that sexy face,

As the co-owner of an online t-shirt store, I relate to this one so much that it's physically painful.


JOKES

When coral gets stressed it dies.
What does coral even get stressed about?
Current events.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


VIDEOS

Ski dog (18 seconds)

Freestyle cat (20 seconds)

Amazing (9 seconds)


That's all for this week, have a good one!

Craig & the team at The Dude's Threads

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