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Dickens Cider Cotton Tee

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"Every girl wants a Hard Dickens Cider" 😂 Guaranteed to get laughs and giggles when you wear this...

"Every girl wants a Hard Dickens Cider" 😂 Guaranteed to get laughs and giggles when you wear this one out.

Many thousands of guys are having a blast wearing this out on the town, check out a few of them in the images above. Join the Hard Dickens Cider team today!

"Dearly love my shirt. Get more comments on it, than anything else that I own. Thanks again. Great quality material. Well worth the money" - Kenneth G.

"Awesome T Shirt. THIS ONE GETS THE MOST LIKES AND COMMENTS.ITS BEEN WASHED TWENTY TIMES AND STILL LOOKS LIKE BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY!" - Mike D.

"Well made quality tee. Print is vibrant and very nice. My husband loves the shirt!" - Vanessa Y.

"Awesome shirt and I get tons of compliments." - Purcell T.

"Excellent quality. Super comfortable. Everyone loves it" - Dale O.

"I wore this last summer & all my mates pissed themselves at this one. Thanks for the tees they really are piss funny & I look forward to buying more funny tees from you" - Darren T.

...and on and on...you're gonna have so much fun wearing this.

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Klondike Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...
Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
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McCockin Cider Cotton Tee

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Subtle enough to wear anywhere, and hilarious when anyone reads it out loud 😁This has quickly bec...
Subtle enough to wear anywhere, and hilarious when anyone reads it out loud 😁

This has quickly become one of our all-time most popular designs - grab yours today!

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
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Leg Rests Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Gynecologist Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Camel Towing Cotton Tee

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"One of the best quality T Shirts I have in my collection. Absolute laugh a minute when I turned ...

"One of the best quality T Shirts I have in my collection. Absolute laugh a minute when I turned up at my local bar wearing this. Brilliant! Repeat order on its way." - Aaron G.

"I have been stopped to have my picture taken more times than I can count, and always by women." - Alvin J.

"One of the best t-shirts i've ever owned I get lots of comments and questions on it. I love how the lady cashiers blush when reading it at check out!!!" - Donald M.

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Offshore Drilling Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Bigfoot Champ Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Callahan Auto Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Catalina Wine Mixer Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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How Many Licks? Cotton Tee

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Thousands of people are having a blast wearing this tee out. It's subtle enough where you have to...
Thousands of people are having a blast wearing this tee out. It's subtle enough where you have to do a double take to see what's going on 😂

We guarantee the best print quality you've ever seen, and with this tee or any of our others, you will be surprised how fun they are to wear out.

Printed & shipped in Detroit, 1-2 biz day turnaround.

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.
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Snatch Kisses Cotton Tee

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Always a blast to wear this best seller out on the town. You'll get blushes, smiles, and high fiv...

Always a blast to wear this best seller out on the town. You'll get blushes, smiles, and high fives 😁

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Beaver Valley Cotton Tee

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Subtle enough to wear nice places, but it definitely makes people laugh when they see it. Thousan...
Subtle enough to wear nice places, but it definitely makes people laugh when they see it. Thousands of our customers are having a blast wearing this out 😂

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.
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I Need Head Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.

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Salty Bitch Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.

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I wore it to the Atlanta comicon. This is a picture of me meeting Pauly Shore and I am wearing the shirt. I got a kick out of watching peoples reactions when I pointed out the fingers on the shirt. Thanks.


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As a guy that appreciates offensive humor, especially in these days of PC culture, this shirt really does it for me. Very comfortable to wear and unlimited smirks and laughs from both friends and people passing by.


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Look, I gotta seriously be honest! I be having funny and bad thoughts to put on T-Shirts, I came across this company and gave them a try. Excellent quality, perfect thread and picture to go along. So many people loved the shirts, and this is just one. By Summer, I should have at least 27 of them in my collection. Thank you, Guys!!!


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Average Joes Gym Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.

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Catalina Wine Mixer Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no f...

Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Callahan Auto Cotton Tee

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Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Not Yet Defiled Cotton Tee

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.
 
Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.
 
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.
 
100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.
 
They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.
 
It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.
 
We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.
 
Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.
 
If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com
 
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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.

Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.

100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.

100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.

They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.

It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.

We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.

Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.

If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com

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