Jesus Designs
No, not that Jesus. That Jesus died for our sins, and He may yet rise again.
This Jesus served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old.
(Although in his sequel movie, we learn it was a misunderstanding, thankfully.)
I like to think the real Jesus is a Lebowski fan and would laugh at these designs. If not, then I may be in trouble...